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KNOCK KNOCK JOKES... oh come on... us old grannies had 2 put up with it and laugh.... and so adorable... how could we not... NOW...IT'S UR TURN...


was at a playdate last week and asked by the kids to tell a knock knock joke. My mind totally went blank, so I went online to find funny knock knock jokes for kids. Here are some of the best ones I found for the preschool set, in case you’d like to practice, too. My daughter loves this list of knock knock jokes, though she’s easy to please. And, now there are even more funny jokes in the comments section!

Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock
Who’s There?

Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock
Who’s There?

Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock
Who’s There?

Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Amarillo
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Tyrone
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Ada
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Amy
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Alma
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?
What am I missing from the list of knock knock jokes? I’m learning that a parent can’t have enough funny knock knock jokes for kids on tap.
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Kentville Railroad Yard 1937 
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15 great jokes for kids

by Jessica Kelmon

Now that your big kid's sense of humor has progressed, she appreciates riddles and more complex humor. Here are 15 great kid-friendly jokes to make your child laugh.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting squawking parrot.
Interrupting squawking parr-
SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKKK!


Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!


Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because: 7 8 9


What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet


Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school.


Where do pencils go for vacation?
Pencil-vania


Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!


Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.


A prisoner, after many years, is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what, I'm 4."


How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.


Which flower talks the most?
Tulips, of course, 'cause they have two lips!



A man arrived on Friday in a small town. He stayed for two days and left on Friday.How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday!


What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt!


What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
You're a fun guy [fungi].

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First Nations, Inuit People and the Environment

Painting by Norval Morrisseau, image provided with permission from Bryant Ross - Coghlan Art.

Image distributed under Creative Commons license, courtesy Flickr user Mark Elliot

First Nations and Inuit people have lived in Canada for thousands of years. For generations, they depended on their surroundings to provide their food and shelter. To survive, they had to understand how each part of the environment was connected to the other and to their own lives. Treating nature with respect was their way of life. It was a part of who they were; how they worked and played together, their traditions and their spiritual beliefs.

 

 GAMES.... 4 FUN... 

 

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4. Golden Eagle coloring pages
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Magic Tricks!

Leanne, Rita, Gregory, Jane and Shelly have contributed a number of fun magic tricks that are easy to do and have really wonderful results.
So jump in and learn how to astound your friends!

Abraca-chicken Magic Trick
Card Trick 1
Card Trick 2
Card Trick 3
Card Trick 4
Card Trick 5
Card Trick 6
Card Trick 7
Card Trick 8
Coin Magic Trick
Coin Magic Trick
Magic Bottle Trick

Magic Envelope Trick
Magic Toothpick Trick
Mobius Magic
Pepper Trick
Rope Trick
Sugar Cube Magic Trick
Walk Through Paper Trick

 

Tips and hints to help you become a successful magician:

1. Practice in front of a mirror so you can see the trick as your audience will.  Practice lots!
    
2. Practice the "patter" as well as the trick.  Figure out before hand what you want to say during the show.  Good patter will help distract the audience just enough to keep them from guessing how you've pulled off your magical feats!  Here's a start for you:

   I have a magic trick for you.
   It should be lots of fun.
   Pay very close attention,
   And guess how it is done!

3. Resist the temptation to tell how the trick worked... keep them guessing and they'll be even more impressed with your show.
    
4. Never do the same trick more than once for the same audience.  It makes it too easy for the audience to guess how it was done.
    
5. Control the seating arrangements...  Some of the tricks require that the people be looking straight at you.  Have the audience remain seated throughout the show.
    
6. Wherever you can, borrow the objects from the audience...  Coins, pencils, napkins, etc.  Borrowing from the audience makes it seem like the magician hasn't had time to do anything sneaky to the item.  This makes everything seem more magical!
    
7. Lovely Assistant:  a lot of the card tricks (or any other mind reading type tricks) work well using a magical puppet or stuffed animal as your assistant.  Try putting on an entire show where you aren't a magician at all...  Instead claim that you bought a puppet from an old gypsy woman and it turned out to be magic (you can make up a cool story to use as your patter).  Have the puppet or stuffed animal "whisper" the answers into your ear.  Having a puppet do all the work, may keep you from getting stage fright!  I've included the puppet image on all the tricks that will work well this way.

Now...  On with the show!

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Nova Scotia

Contributed by Leanne Guenther

Nova Scotia is one of Canada's ten provinces.  It is an Atlantic or "Maritime" province.  It can be found on the East Coast of the country, near the Atlantic Ocean.
Nova Scotia joined the Canadian Confederation in 1867.
You can find out a lot of interesting information about the province at http://www.novascotia.com/about-nova-scotia 

© Leanne Guenther
foggy morning in Peggy's Cove, Nova Scotia

Free Printable Worksheets:

• Nova Scotia flag worksheet
   
• Nova Scotia map and response worksheet
   
• Nova Scotia map - Name the Capital City
   
• Nova Scotia map - Name the Province
   
• Nova Scotia provincial bird with labels worksheet
   
• Nova Scotia provincial bird coloring page
   
• Nova Scotia provincial flower with labels worksheet
   
• Nova Scotia provincial flower coloring page
   

Free On-Line Activities:

• Nova Scotia provincial flower jigsaw puzzle 

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© Leanne Guenther
Provincial flag of Nova Scotia

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The Provincial Flag

Blue Saint Andrew's cross with gold and red crest of a lion in the center.  In the 1625 it was the first provincial flag in the commonwealth to be authorized.

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The Provincial Flower

The mayflower was declared Nova Scotia's provincial flower in 1901.  This beautiful flower blooms in early spring with white blooms and light pink buds.

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The Provincial Bird

The Osprey was made Nova Scotia's provincial bird in 1994.  The birds use the same nests each year, hatching 2-3 eggs per year.
The osprey is 'a raptor' or meat eating bird that feeds mainly on fish.

photo by flickpicpete, used with permission under CC BY-ND 2.0

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Other Links you might like:

• Canadian book recommendations
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• Canadian trivia with MAPLE bingo cards 
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Kids Crafts: How To Make A Paper Fortune Teller

08 Jun 2012

By La Jolla Mom - In Kids, Kids Crafts - Tags: Kids, Kids Crafts

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An almost-free kids craft that will keep them busy is a paper fortune teller or “cootie catcher”. I loved them as a child, and they are back on my radar because the kids menu at the Four Seasons Hotel Hong Kong folds up into a paper fortune teller. I have spent a really ridiculous amount of time asking it random questions over the last 4 days. It did predict what color Star Ferry we rode later that day (the rarer multi-colored one).

How to Make a Fortune Teller for Kids

Here is a quick tutorial regarding how to make a paper fortune teller for kids. All you need is an 8.5″ x 11″ piece of paper and scissors, though you can rip the excess paper off neatly if you don’t have scissors.

On the 10th step, number each fold. Underneath each number, write a possible outcome. Ours are:
1. No!
2. Go for it!
3. Beats me
4. Maybe
5. Yes!
6. Why not?
7. Absolutely not
8. It’s possible
Fold to completion. Write four things on each top flap, such as the animals names in the post photo above.

How To Play

1. Ask the fortune teller a question. It must be a yes or no-type question.
2. Pick a corner, such as “bird.”
3. Spell out B-I-R-D while opening the fortune teller as you say each letter. Open horizontally for the first letter, vertically for the second, and repeat until the entire word is spelled out.
4. After the last letter, keep the paper fortune teller open.
5. Pick a number that is showing.
6. Lift up the flap and read the fortune underneath.
That’s it. Really, they only take a few minutes to make.
 http://lajollamom.com/kids-crafts-how-to-make-a-paper-fortune-teller/
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